Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“Jimmy has the attention span of _______.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“Jimmy has the attention span of a bottle rocket.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
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Thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #29 (read it here)! Great job!
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Brent
Jimmy has the attention span of Gomer Pyle..
Jimmy has the attention span of a two year old..
Jimmy has the attention span of a bored fisherman..
Jimmy has the attention span of a teenager at his first coed dance..
“Jimmy has the attention span of a facebook news feed.”
“Jimmy has the attention span of a kid on Christmas morning.”
“Jimmy has the attention span of a girl texting”
“Jimmy has the attention span of, well I have to go mow the lawn now”
“Jimmy has the attention span of my wing-man when the games on”
Jimmy has the attention span of a dog who has – squirrell …..
Jimmy has the attention span of a man shopping with his wife
Jimmy has the attention span of a T-Ball team on a dirt infield
Jimmy has the attention span of a wired-hair terrier.
Jimmy has the attention span of a roomful of flies.
Jimmy has the attention span of a ping pong ball.
Jimmy has the attention span of a thirty second sound byte.
Jimmy has the attention span of a yellow traffic light.
Jimmy has the attention span of:
A Justin Bieber fan
A broken rubber band
A box of melted crayons
That orange lady’s tan
An Oldsmobile sedan
Jimmy has the attention span of a puppy.
Jimmy has the attention span of a coffee addict.
Jimmy has the attention span of a bass player.
Jimmy has the attention span of:
– a Robin Williams’ interview
– a bored G/T kid
– Kanye West at a Taylor Swift concert
– a kid with a brand new wedgey and told not to move
– Willie Robertson at a Hobby Lobby
– a puppy with a new tennis ball
– Jim Cramer in bumper to bumper traffic
Jimmy has the attention span of Spam in a can.
Jimmy has the attention span of a one-inch bridge.
Jimmy has the attention span of an unplugged jukebox.