Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!
“She hates _____ like _____ hates _____.”
Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
And try to get IMAGERY in at least one of your plays.
“She hates _____ like _____ hates _____.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“She hates liars like the devil hates the truth.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
And thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #147 (read it here)! Great job!
God Bless and Enjoy the Journey,
Brent
1. She hates _games_ like _chickens_ hate _rain_.
2. She hates _meat eaters_ like _I_ hate _wife beaters_.
3. She hates _short shorts_ like _trick or treaters_ hate _hairy warts_.”
4. She hates _outbursts that are inappropriate_ like _druggies_ hate _stale opiates_.
5. She hates _steppin in horse crap_ like _I_ hate _listening to tractor rap_.
She hates….
to be stopped, like a bug hates a windshield.
to fall apart, like a snowman hates the sun.
to be wet, like a fire hydrant hates a male dog.
to shut up, like a tv evangelist hates commercials.
to be committed, like a shoelace hates to be tied.
to be imperfect, like a bride hates a rainy day
to slowdown, like Nascar’s Tony Stewart hates people in his path.
She hates fishin like he hates washin dishes
She hates her ex like nudists hate mosquitoes
She hates mornings like a dog hates a bath
She hates to say good bye like a drunk hates last call
She hates the truth like a cock roach hates the kitchen light
She hates Mondays like the Grinch hates Christmas
Now THERE’s some visual vittles! haha! Nice!
That’s digging a little deeper
I agree. These are good!!
She hates…
…politics like voters hate gerrymandering.
…spiders like insects hate swaying in their webs.
…cheaters like husbands hate divorce lawyers.
…storms like lightning hates staying in the clouds.
…rainy days like fog hates the rising sun.
She hates gossip like rumor spreading words hate deaf ears to their dirt.
She hates me like a preacher hates to preach
She hates to cook like a sailor hates the sea
She hates my dog like the cat hates to get a bath
She hates leavin’ like my mom hates to see her comin’
She hates the beach like the ocean hates to kiss the sandy shore
She hates ;;
a lie like a lover hates goodbye !
the end of Springbreak like night hatesmorning daybreak
brevity like poems hate simile
“She hstes him like she hates liver”
“She hates life since the day he died
Like a woman of the night hates the light”
“She hates acting like she don’t know
whats going on every time he goes
down to the bar and she hates her self
She hates feeling like a fool
All because of that golden rule
For better or worse till death do us part
She hates him for doing her wrong
Like the words were written for a George Jones song”
She hates mustaches like mountain men hate buying razors.
She hates spiders like ants hate the bottom of her boots.
She hates losing like hot dog eating contest champions hate winning…later that night.
She hates dogs like mice hate cats.
She hates winter like snowmen hate summer.