Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!
Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of _____.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a prison guard.”
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Dr. Phillips has the beside manner of…that great childhood friend
the one you could count on … always there, til the end ~d
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of Joan Rivers.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of Hannibal Lecter.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a rabid ferret.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of Charo.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a spider.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a night-stand.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a youtube commenter.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a football coach.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of an annoyed barrista.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of …..
– a cranky crossing guard.
– a sassy used car salesman
– a hung over rocket scientist
– a surly bartender
– a basic training, drill instructor
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a man on the run.”
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of drunk heartbroken cowboy.”
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of homeless man on the corner.”
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of the mother he remembers.”
“Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a child at recess.”
Dr. Phillips has the bedside nanner of:
A constipated cheese taster
Four ex-wives at a will reading
An Eskimo with no coat
a Saudi who runs out of gas
A limo driver in a mini cooper
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of:
A cheese grater.
Unsweetened lemonade.
A rusty razor.
Coarse sandpaper.
A warm blanket.
Thanks for joining in, Jude! Welcome to the party!
Fun as usual 🙂
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of an alligator
He’s gonna take a bite outta you sooner or later
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a mortician
His jokes will give you a stiff disposition
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of the Grim Reaper
I think he’s there to send you off to your maker
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a clown in funny britches
He keeps your laughin’ so hard that you wind up with stitches
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a rodeo clown
He patches you up after you fall down
I almost forgot this one.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of freight train
When he’s done with you, you’ll be in stitches and pain
Hahaha clever!
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of an assembly line worker.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a toll booth attendant.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a DMV clerk.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a Frigidaire.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a priest in the confessional.
Dr. Phillips has the bedside manner of a quacking duck, of an iron doorstop, of a cotton ball, of an electric blanket, of a polltaker
A damp dish rag.
Or
A cologne wearing Don Juan
Casanova
A Black Mamba
Wet cereal
Welcome to the Wordplay, Jeff! Thanks for joining in!
Ah, very interesting!
I’m a day late but I wanted to participate!
Dr.Phillips has the bedside manner of Dr. Frankenstein…..of an executioner…of sticky sweet insincerity…of a Friday night bookie looking at 20 to 1
This was a really fun wordplay!!!
Dr Phillips has the bedside manner of a basket of dirty laundry.
Dr Phillips has the bedside manner of a dead fish.
Dr Phillips has the bedside manner of a medieval executioner.
Dr Phillips has the bedside manner of Mother Teresa.
Dr Phillips has the bedside manner of a kindly grandfather.