Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!
Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“He’s about as considerate as _____.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“He’s about as considerate as termites.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
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considerate as…
Don Rickles
a kidneystone
a 2 yr old
a cat
a rhinoceros
the rain
He’s about as considerate as…
A pimple before prom
Oscar the grouch
An earthquake that comes without warning and shakes things up
A tornado, leaving a path of broken promises in his wake
A puppy who hasn’t been housebroken
Locusts
That stinker Eddie Haskell
Hes about as considerate as…
Rain on your wedding day
A boom-box at 3 AM
Kanye at an awards show
A fart in church
the alarm on Monday morning
He’s about as considerite as:
Hitler on a bad hair day. When he met her new boyfriend out also shopping for her a ring. Shoppers on black friday. Two women in a hurry and one parking spot. A duelist who can only count to nine. A late night solicitor call. Ants at a picnic. A spoiled child.
Ewe… #66 on Halloween…?
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He’s about as considerate as the I.R.S.
He’s as considerate as a bull in a china shop.
He’s about as considerate as a fox in a henhouse.
As the flood waters after a storm
As a riptide on a stormy beach
As a tornado in a trailer park
He’s about as considerate as…..
– a late spring snowstorm
– an airline customer service rep
– a politician wanting your vote
– a fly in your ear while trying to sleep
– the visiting team winning your homecoming football game
He’s about as considerate
as….. —a tack in my shoe
—the neighbors dog on trash night
—a telemarketer before breakfast