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Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as _____.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a rock in my shoe.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
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Brent
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The worker at the DMV was as considerate as: my ex-wife’s lawyer.
Thanks for joining in, Dave!
The worker at the dmv was considerate as a ticked-off swatted killer bee
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a Mama bear protecting her cub
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a Walmart shopper on Black Friday
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the warden after a jail break
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the wife who caught her husband in bed with her best friend
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a cop after a high speed chase
Salt in a wound Sand in my hair Hail on a new car A spark in a hay field A toothache A mad porcupine Rain on an outdoor wedding Gum in my hair
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as an angry Black Mamba.
As a SS Cololnel.
Ebola.
Concerned teacher
The Pope
as a ” silent but deadly one ”…on a crowded bus…
as a tone deaf drunk…singing country songs at 3 in the morning…
as a tailgater on a cell phone…playing tag with your bumper….
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as _____
a Yankees and Red Sox fan tied together.
yellow jackets stirred up by a lawn mower.
A teacher assigning homework over Spring Break.
A 5pm Friday phone call from your boss.
A Lego in the middle of the night.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a red light that won’t turn green.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the ink stain on my new white dress.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a thorn in a briar patch.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as you’d expect.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the sun in mid-July.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as your anger when you drove away.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the frown on her face.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the fly in her cola.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the boredom in her audible sigh.
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as _____.” -the slug rancher who bought a salt mine. -a fat lady singing the national anthem. -nashville laying off the pothole crew.
The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a junkie to his girlfriend.
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as _____.”
as considerate as a Roman taxi driver
as considerate as my neighbour’s garage band
as considerate as a baby on an aeroplane
as considerate as the IRS
as considerate as a Windows error message
as considerate as a hurricane
as a crash-dieter rubbed the wrong way
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a mosquito at a July barbecue.”
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the Judge on Friday at 4.”
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as a baby on a plane.”
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as daddy was on date night.”
“The worker at the DMV was as considerate as the deer in the corn field.”
As considerate as … a doctor talking loudly into his cel about removing a puss-filled growth at the next table while you’re at a fancy donor appreciation dinner on your first date with a brazilian exchange student who doesn’t quite understand your english explanation but universally understands the burning glares of surrounding carnivores shooting towards said doctor.
As considerate as cow on the road.
Wow, Joe! Personal experience?