Welcome to Wordplay Thursday!
Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“She keeps her room cleaner than _____.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“She keeps her room cleaner than a nun’s police record.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
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Brent
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God Bless,
Brent
“She keeps her room cleaner than his truck on a first date.”
“She keeps her room cleaner than the dinner plate of a working man.”
“She keeps her room cleaner than she feels inside.”
“She keeps her room cleaner than 16″ tires in the hood.”
“She keeps her room cleaner than the thoughts she struggles with every day.”
“She keeps her room cleaner than… a boot camp locker.
“She keeps her room cleaner than…a Monk’s conscience
“She keeps her room cleaner than… a colon after 7 enemas (I actually debated whether or not to “go there” for a minute. I did it for colon cancer awareness)
“She keeps her room cleaner than… an OR table.
She keeps her room cleaner than…
– Her Daddy’s favorite shotgun
– The rap sheet of her Preacher
– Her thoughts on Sunday morning
– A freshly fallen snow
– An addict with a 10 year chip
Thanks for joining in, Mark!
His values are as old fashioned as when a man used to show his respect to a woman.
Welcome to Wordplay, Lewis! Glad to have you!
“She keeps her room cleaner than _____.” -a toothpaste model’s teeth -an army barrack on inspection day -a wiped down pistol handle -the bread aisle on a snow day -a merry maids conventi
She keeps her room cleaner than a Saint’s conscience.
She keeps her room cleaner than a Saint’s conscience.
She keeps her room cleaner than an angel’s underweart.
she keeps her room cleaner than …
dew on a peach tree blossom
ninety percent of her classmates
She keeps her room cleaner than the Ritz Carlton.
She keeps her room cleaner than a showroom Maserati.
She keeps her room cleaner than the White House china.
than a surgeon’s scalpel…
than a new born thought’s…
than a neat freak on steroids…
She keeps her room cleaner than her Tide-washed clothes.
cleaner than a surgeon’s scalpel
… cleaner than the Pope’s thoughts
She keeps her room cleaner than:
– a surgeons hands
– a brides wedding dress
– fresh snow
– a bottle of distilled water
– the air after a storm
Thanks for joining in, Tasty!
She keeps her room cleaner than…Mickey Mouse’s Mittens. Her daddy’s gun. Deer bones in a wolf pack. The pope’s dry cleaning. Hood ornaments at a car show.
She keeps her room cleaner than:
… cleaner than the international space station
… cleaner than a nuclear power plant
… cleaner than an iPhone factory
… cleaner than a soldier’s boots
… cleaner than a new mirror
… cleaner than the inside of a soap bottle
She keeps her room cleaner than:
…a kitchen floor after the Shark steamer leaves it’s trail
…3 kitty cats after dinner
…a neighbor’s freshly coated garage floor
…the Sun after a Storm
…that new Les Paul, I mean Roxy SG 🙂
She keeps her room cleaner than…
A coal miner’s lungs.
A seagulls favorite rock.
BP keeps the Gulf of Mexico.
A McDonald’s dumpster.
A Texas tornado.
A state park grill.
Dad’s fingers adding fish bait.
… a new white glove
… model home’s kitchen.
… her own sparkling teeth
… a sailor’s mouth
… momma’s parlor
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Cos she is a cleaner, also clean the mouth with MacLean…
