Here’s a writing prompt for you. It’s a simple fill-in-the-blank. You can use one word or several. Feel free to get as crazy, genre-appropriate, or as imaginative as you want. The point is to get the creative juices flowing. And it’s a good thing to dig deeper, so don’t stop at the first idea that hits you. Try coming up with at least five things.
“She’s as honest as _______.”
I’ll give you an example to get you started:
“She’s as honest as her third glass of wine.”
I’d love to hear what you come up with, so please share in the comments. Oh, and please keep your posts below an R-rating. It’s a family show, after all!
Thanks to everyone for your great additions to Wordplay Thursday #30 (read it here)! Great job!
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Brent
She’s as honest as his sons stories after curfew.
She’s as honest as a senators campaign.
She’s as honest as my pickup lines on a Friday night.
She’s as honest as she is beautiful.
She’s as honest as an auto mechanic changing your oil.
As a Daisy
She’s as honest as the day is long.
She’s as honest as a politician, who’s losing a debate.
She’s as honest as Granny’s bedtime stories.
She’s as honest as a good days work.
She’s as honest as she needs to be.
She is as honest as a naked baby.
She is as honest as a todler telling his parents lies.
She is as honest as a lawyer defending a guilty person.
She is as honest as me telling my age.
She is as honest as her husband’s version of what happened at a bachelor party.
She’s as honest as:
The lines on her face
The mid day sun
You’d believe
A little white lie
A lullaby
She’s as honest as a death bed confession.
She’s as honest as a courtroom polygraph.
She’s as honest as that little pink line.
She’s as honest as a Sunday school teacher.
She’s as honest as a tear drop.
She’s as honest as a heartbreak tear.
She’s as honest as:
– Abe Lincoln’s tax statement
– a Smith & Wesson interrogation
– Johnnie Cochran
– a car salesman
– a “hickie” the morning after (hehehe)
– Billy Graham’s quiet time
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